Wolfy Nostalgia Post of the Week
My next selection is an introduction to the GRADES posts. A few more of which will be profiled in this nostalgia series. I do not claim to have started the grade posts, only to have perfected commenting upon them. :)
From July of 2007
Grades of WSOP Grades, and other miscelleneous
WSOP Grade Grades:
Moon Grades: C-
Not nearly as entertaining as in past years. Self-delusion and grade inflation at an all time high, especially in regards to vehicular topics. Picture of Pimaster and suckiness disclaimer save this from a D or worse. Eggs over medium really the only interesting/unexpected grade given. One other thing, if you did Friday and Saturday night RIGHT then you would know Sunday afternoon is anything but relaxing. Angry asssssssssss.
Bag Grades: A-
Witty and interesting with a good mix of serious and whimsical topics. The Roberto's explanation one of the all time best. Points taken for not mentioning Cindy's fake tits. Grades almost downgraded to C for having the audacity to claim a D- luckbox after winning over four thousand dollars playing video poker - however, hilarious pictures and sheer volume of quality comments prevented this from happening.
A few extra grades that were not included or additions to grades given:
Lake Mead: A
An awesome day that saved me from leaving Vegas even earlier than I did. Amber's chicken curry is the best I have ever had.
Spud: B
An awesome guy to have around - he partied his nutsack off and slept on a single pillow with another dude in a room no bigger than a closet with 6 other dudes - sounds super tight. Points deducted for stealing the spotlight from my irish jigging techno moves with his funky chicken dance. Points also deducted for not hitting the pretty bridesmaid. Points also removed for knocking on my door at 7am to ask if I wanted to join him at the home of snaggletooth.
MasterJ: A
I cannot speak the rest of the trip but the Master provided the most entertaining poker table I have sat at in awhile. Drunk off at least 13 cosmos (seriously!) he buuuned the crap out of everyone and pissed the shit out of the dealer's in the process with his slow creep of chips and his incessant splashing of the pot.
Capo's: A
This place is freakin sweet. Friendly service and really tasty food in a very unique environment.
Cab driver who could not pronounce Capo's: B-
Could not pronounce CAH - POHS but did provide us with a lot of entertainment as he attempted to get the address from his dispatcher.
Flamingo/Cindy/Suites: A
Goddam I love this place. They treated us like high rollers and were very hospitable and attentive. My suite WAS bigger than bags - but I'm sure with time his degeneracy will provide him with one as well.
Nappy/Nappy's: A-
Was very gracious to host us all and hooked me up with a tasty dinner. Demerits for a non inflated inflatable mattress and strange taste in mexican swimming trunks.
Popeyes Chicken: A+
THANK YOU POPEYE. The popeye's rhizzle so much more satisfying than the vegan rhizzle.
Scott/Sue Wedding: A
Tasteful and short, but still with all the meaningful parts left in. Thanks for getting a DJ who actually played requested songs.
Anderbois: N/A
Cannot be graded does not compute error error error
Diamond in a Day: A+
Got wasted. Hit 4 Jacks. Made Money. Free Food. Ballers. Owned.
Weather: F
What the eff David Blaine???!?! SO hot.
Venetian Deep Stacks: C
Structure starts off super awesome but eventually develops into your typical online crapshoot. Also must deal with douchbags in person as opposed to behind a screen. bad beat.
Alphabetical Order: F... B C A D
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GnightMoon said...
MasterJ33 at live low limit NLHE: A-
Having to take a cab to Capo's: D+
Nappy's choice in Mexican swim trunks: unnecessary and unwanted info
12:31 PM
CeCe said...
How in blazes did YOUR Crazy Aunt Stephanie find you here?!! I need your address to mail your Long Overdue gifts!! Thank GOD I don't take this long with library books and movie rentals...Hummmm, OR do I! (Laughing)
The lengths I will go to find a relative! (It's OK, you don't have to claim me...most of my other relatives don't want to either!!)
Email at cecetop@msn.com Thanks Dude.
Aunt Stephanie
1:13 PM
Bag said...
hahahhahaha
3:23 PM
Kwicky said...
Ok Wolfy, I've given it some thought. I promise to start commenting more if you promise to post more. You've got nothing better to do most of the time, so you have no excuse!!! :)
8:33 AM
From July of 2007
Grades of WSOP Grades, and other miscelleneous
WSOP Grade Grades:
Moon Grades: C-
Not nearly as entertaining as in past years. Self-delusion and grade inflation at an all time high, especially in regards to vehicular topics. Picture of Pimaster and suckiness disclaimer save this from a D or worse. Eggs over medium really the only interesting/unexpected grade given. One other thing, if you did Friday and Saturday night RIGHT then you would know Sunday afternoon is anything but relaxing. Angry asssssssssss.
Bag Grades: A-
Witty and interesting with a good mix of serious and whimsical topics. The Roberto's explanation one of the all time best. Points taken for not mentioning Cindy's fake tits. Grades almost downgraded to C for having the audacity to claim a D- luckbox after winning over four thousand dollars playing video poker - however, hilarious pictures and sheer volume of quality comments prevented this from happening.
A few extra grades that were not included or additions to grades given:
Lake Mead: A
An awesome day that saved me from leaving Vegas even earlier than I did. Amber's chicken curry is the best I have ever had.
Spud: B
An awesome guy to have around - he partied his nutsack off and slept on a single pillow with another dude in a room no bigger than a closet with 6 other dudes - sounds super tight. Points deducted for stealing the spotlight from my irish jigging techno moves with his funky chicken dance. Points also deducted for not hitting the pretty bridesmaid. Points also removed for knocking on my door at 7am to ask if I wanted to join him at the home of snaggletooth.
MasterJ: A
I cannot speak the rest of the trip but the Master provided the most entertaining poker table I have sat at in awhile. Drunk off at least 13 cosmos (seriously!) he buuuned the crap out of everyone and pissed the shit out of the dealer's in the process with his slow creep of chips and his incessant splashing of the pot.
Capo's: A
This place is freakin sweet. Friendly service and really tasty food in a very unique environment.
Cab driver who could not pronounce Capo's: B-
Could not pronounce CAH - POHS but did provide us with a lot of entertainment as he attempted to get the address from his dispatcher.
Flamingo/Cindy/Suites: A
Goddam I love this place. They treated us like high rollers and were very hospitable and attentive. My suite WAS bigger than bags - but I'm sure with time his degeneracy will provide him with one as well.
Nappy/Nappy's: A-
Was very gracious to host us all and hooked me up with a tasty dinner. Demerits for a non inflated inflatable mattress and strange taste in mexican swimming trunks.
Popeyes Chicken: A+
THANK YOU POPEYE. The popeye's rhizzle so much more satisfying than the vegan rhizzle.
Scott/Sue Wedding: A
Tasteful and short, but still with all the meaningful parts left in. Thanks for getting a DJ who actually played requested songs.
Anderbois: N/A
Cannot be graded does not compute error error error
Diamond in a Day: A+
Got wasted. Hit 4 Jacks. Made Money. Free Food. Ballers. Owned.
Weather: F
What the eff David Blaine???!?! SO hot.
Venetian Deep Stacks: C
Structure starts off super awesome but eventually develops into your typical online crapshoot. Also must deal with douchbags in person as opposed to behind a screen. bad beat.
Alphabetical Order: F... B C A D
***************************************************
GnightMoon said...
MasterJ33 at live low limit NLHE: A-
Having to take a cab to Capo's: D+
Nappy's choice in Mexican swim trunks: unnecessary and unwanted info
12:31 PM
CeCe said...
How in blazes did YOUR Crazy Aunt Stephanie find you here?!! I need your address to mail your Long Overdue gifts!! Thank GOD I don't take this long with library books and movie rentals...Hummmm, OR do I! (Laughing)
The lengths I will go to find a relative! (It's OK, you don't have to claim me...most of my other relatives don't want to either!!)
Email at cecetop@msn.com Thanks Dude.
Aunt Stephanie
1:13 PM
Bag said...
hahahhahaha
3:23 PM
Kwicky said...
Ok Wolfy, I've given it some thought. I promise to start commenting more if you promise to post more. You've got nothing better to do most of the time, so you have no excuse!!! :)
8:33 AM
posted by TheGraveWolf at 11:46 AM
2 Comments:
Grade of the grades of grades blog: A-.
Points deducted for not providing links to previous grades posts by Bag and Moon. Points added for your crazy aunt commenting on your blog. Points also added because it's been two years and Kwicky's only commented once since this comment about commenting more.
Much Needed Blog Revival: A-
The Wolf possesses too many required blog skills--scathing wit, great writing, good pictures etc--to sit idly by. Points deducted for infrequency.
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