Grades of WSOP Grades, and other miscelleneous
WSOP Grade Grades:
Moon Grades: C-
Not nearly as entertaining as in past years. Self-delusion and grade inflation at an all time high, especially in regards to vehicular topics. Picture of Pimaster and suckiness disclaimer save this from a D or worse. Eggs over medium really the only interesting/unexpected grade given. One other thing, if you did Friday and Saturday night RIGHT then you would know Sunday afternoon is anything but relaxing. Angry asssssssssss.
Bag Grades: A-
Witty and interesting with a good mix of serious and whimsical topics. The Roberto's explanation one of the all time best. Points taken for not mentioning Cindy's fake tits. Grades almost downgraded to C for having the audacity to claim a D- luckbox after winning over four thousand dollars playing video poker - however, hilarious pictures and sheer volume of quality comments prevented this from happening.
A few extra grades that were not included or additions to grades given:
Lake Mead: A
An awesome day that saved me from leaving Vegas even earlier than I did. Amber's chicken curry is the best I have ever had.
Spud: B
An awesome guy to have around - he partied his nutsack off and slept on a single pillow with another dude in a room no bigger than a closet with 6 other dudes - sounds super tight. Points deducted for stealing the spotlight from my irish jigging techno moves with his funky chicken dance. Points also deducted for not hitting the pretty bridesmaid. Points also removed for knocking on my door at 7am to ask if I wanted to join him at the home of snaggletooth.
MasterJ: A
I cannot speak the rest of the trip but the Master provided the most entertaining poker table I have sat at in awhile. Drunk off at least 13 cosmos (seriously!) he buuuned the crap out of everyone and pissed the shit out of the dealer's in the process with his slow creep of chips and his incessant splashing of the pot.
Capo's: A
This place is freakin sweet. Friendly service and really tasty food in a very unique environment.
Cab driver who could not pronounce Capo's: B-
Could not pronounce CAH - POHS but did provide us with a lot of entertainment as he attempted to get the address from his dispatcher.
Flamingo/Cindy/Suites: A
Goddam I love this place. They treated us like high rollers and were very hospitable and attentive. My suite WAS bigger than bags - but I'm sure with time his degeneracy will provide him with one as well.
Nappy/Nappy's: A-
Was very gracious to host us all and hooked me up with a tasty dinner. Demerits for a non inflated inflatable mattress and strange taste in mexican swimming trunks.
Popeyes Chicken: A+
THANK YOU POPEYE. The popeye's rhizzle so much more satisfying than the vegan rhizzle.
Scott/Sue Wedding: A
Tasteful and short, but still with all the meaningful parts left in. Thanks for getting a DJ who actually played requested songs.
Anderbois: N/A
Cannot be graded does not compute error error error
Diamond in a Day: A+
Got wasted. Hit 4 Jacks. Made Money. Free Food. Ballers. Owned.
Weather: F
What the eff David Blaine???!?! SO hot.
Venetian Deep Stacks: C
Structure starts off super awesome but eventually develops into your typical online crapshoot. Also must deal with douchbags in person as opposed to behind a screen. bad beat.
Alphabetical Order: F... B C A D
Moon Grades: C-
Not nearly as entertaining as in past years. Self-delusion and grade inflation at an all time high, especially in regards to vehicular topics. Picture of Pimaster and suckiness disclaimer save this from a D or worse. Eggs over medium really the only interesting/unexpected grade given. One other thing, if you did Friday and Saturday night RIGHT then you would know Sunday afternoon is anything but relaxing. Angry asssssssssss.
Bag Grades: A-
Witty and interesting with a good mix of serious and whimsical topics. The Roberto's explanation one of the all time best. Points taken for not mentioning Cindy's fake tits. Grades almost downgraded to C for having the audacity to claim a D- luckbox after winning over four thousand dollars playing video poker - however, hilarious pictures and sheer volume of quality comments prevented this from happening.
A few extra grades that were not included or additions to grades given:
Lake Mead: A
An awesome day that saved me from leaving Vegas even earlier than I did. Amber's chicken curry is the best I have ever had.
Spud: B
An awesome guy to have around - he partied his nutsack off and slept on a single pillow with another dude in a room no bigger than a closet with 6 other dudes - sounds super tight. Points deducted for stealing the spotlight from my irish jigging techno moves with his funky chicken dance. Points also deducted for not hitting the pretty bridesmaid. Points also removed for knocking on my door at 7am to ask if I wanted to join him at the home of snaggletooth.
MasterJ: A
I cannot speak the rest of the trip but the Master provided the most entertaining poker table I have sat at in awhile. Drunk off at least 13 cosmos (seriously!) he buuuned the crap out of everyone and pissed the shit out of the dealer's in the process with his slow creep of chips and his incessant splashing of the pot.
Capo's: A
This place is freakin sweet. Friendly service and really tasty food in a very unique environment.
Cab driver who could not pronounce Capo's: B-
Could not pronounce CAH - POHS but did provide us with a lot of entertainment as he attempted to get the address from his dispatcher.
Flamingo/Cindy/Suites: A
Goddam I love this place. They treated us like high rollers and were very hospitable and attentive. My suite WAS bigger than bags - but I'm sure with time his degeneracy will provide him with one as well.
Nappy/Nappy's: A-
Was very gracious to host us all and hooked me up with a tasty dinner. Demerits for a non inflated inflatable mattress and strange taste in mexican swimming trunks.
Popeyes Chicken: A+
THANK YOU POPEYE. The popeye's rhizzle so much more satisfying than the vegan rhizzle.
Scott/Sue Wedding: A
Tasteful and short, but still with all the meaningful parts left in. Thanks for getting a DJ who actually played requested songs.
Anderbois: N/A
Cannot be graded does not compute error error error
Diamond in a Day: A+
Got wasted. Hit 4 Jacks. Made Money. Free Food. Ballers. Owned.
Weather: F
What the eff David Blaine???!?! SO hot.
Venetian Deep Stacks: C
Structure starts off super awesome but eventually develops into your typical online crapshoot. Also must deal with douchbags in person as opposed to behind a screen. bad beat.
Alphabetical Order: F... B C A D
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